Dorian, sweet Dorian. Are you finally experienced? Have you found the limit of the mirror you so shamefully kept in silence. And by the way, what Korean skincare routine did you use before all that went to shit?

Bryan, sweet Bryan. Don’t you know all is vanity? What are you holding on to? Like father, like son... but maybe the two of you will grow old together. But if the father doesn’t die, can the son ascend?

I look down at my hands. I spread snail mucus over every inch of my skin, with special attention to my GLP1 injection sites. That section of skin is always sensitive. Sensitive, skinny, and surviving.