My friend wrapped their car around a pole, but Instagram put their page in memoriam. That was nice of them. I can’t wait for Waymo to take these misfortunes away from our world. 

When you spread water, it evaporates more quickly. Can I spread my grief around different networks? Can I post through it? Can I tokenize it, and hand it out little by little? Might I feel more relief... 

They called it emotional labor during that funny period everyone was stuck in therapy. I call this profiting from grief. The bastards made a prediction market for speeches at the funeral.