Big dawg, what’s the spread on dropping the big one on Iran right now? I think it’s time to pull trigger on that in case my Ukraine peace talk bet falls through... I still haven’t paid rent this month. 

I thought you bought a bunch of Palantir shares like super early? Haven’t you been watching the investor updates? Absolutely ripping. Spinning a laptop on his finger during the call. Total G.

Should we feel bad about this? I don’t know man, it’s sort of a meta-political statement when you think about it. Previously only the wealthy got rich from war, this is at least kind of socialized.